Shia Labeouf: At World's End (Indiana Jones pt. 2)

Shia Labeouf: At World's End
Adapted from a song by Rob Cantor
Enter Canibal island an island run by their king of the newly taken throne, Mutt Williams. He had taken it from the mysterious former Canibal king who escaped on a raft of tied together sea turtles. Then there was a dumb dog that he took the throne from by eating him. He was one of only few remaining caniball  due to them all eating each other. Hey found a bae on that island though and they sat together entranced by their juicy organs forever until Mutt ate her. Mutt was ready to escape off the island to pursue a social experiment of living in a cabin in Finland. He got two sea turtles tied them together and sail away. What did he use for rope you might ask, he used the entrails of his dead fellow canibals.
   Meanwhile on the ship of Shrek, the black pearl Barbosa was talking the crew out of throwing Indiana out. Short Round was a crewmate that used to be mates with Indiana until Indiana dumped him in favor of Mutt Williams. But as they were all arguing the Flying Dutchman rose from the sea with it's crew chanting, "part of the crew, part of the ship." The dutchman had to have a captain so Indiana walked over they needed another mortal soul so they took Short Round. Indiana demanded they set sail for Finland cuz he stole Jack's magic compass and it told him where to go. They got there and the crew all stayed and Indiana couldn't go on land so he commissioned Short Round to go to find Mutt Williams. He's walking in the woods there's no one around and his phone is dead. Then he spot's him, Shia Labeouf. He's following him about 30 feet back then Shia gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. Short Round has lost Shia so he gets into a cabin he finds Shia Labeouf. Sneaking up behind him, fighting for his life, wrestling a knife, stab it in his kidney, he's safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

Shia Surprise

He leaves the cabin, safe from the man who stole his mantle as the sidekick of Indiana Jones. Wait he isn't dead Shia surprise gun to his head and memes in shia eyes. Barbosa walks in and saves the day. He has just decapitated Shia Labeouf. Wait he isn't dead again, Shia Surprise he's a part of Barbosa's ghost crew. You didn't think this fanfic would kill Shia did you? The whole worlds bows to Shia Labeouf. Including the Canibal King (portrayed by Johnny Depp.) who is in fact Jack Sparrow in disguise. Enter a empty theater save for Shia Labeouf and joy in the clapping of his handsome hands on his deliciously handsome bod.

Editor's Note: it took me a while to make this two part epic but I will be back with some regular reviews and many other fun blogs to come, so stay tuned. :)

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI