Shrek Fanfic: Hanukkah Adventure

Notice: This is my first short story to be published on the blog, it references jewish culture, people, and holidays. I do not mean it anti-semitcly and do hope no one is offended. :) The typos are deliberate for humor. This doesn't take place in any particular time in the Shrek timeline, other than after this first film.

Shrek: Hanukkah Adventure

            Shrek and Donkey were hitting the street to do a hanukah celebrate with the jews they were friendly with. Shrek found the jew boyz, they were Shrek's boyz, he hung with da jew hood. Steven was a great movie-maker and story-teller. He was tired of making movies for all of his jew boy, he wanted somewone else to tell a story through film. Shrek was a brave men, that wanted to make a film after starring in 4 of his own. Shrek knew just the film to make, he would make a hanukkah themed movie about the best hanukkah he ever had, when he cheated on Fiona. The story went this way, Shrek was going unto town to get his hoes, Shrek always got hoes, but he gave them to Donkey. After Dunky wuz done with hoes, Shrek took them out back and shot em. Shrek saw a good hoe this time tumb it was Ms. Marvel, his muslim boy. Shrek thot Fiona wuz dum so he said to Fiona, "I gotta ho, suck ma!" Fiona didn't like, so Shrek took her out back and shot her. [Exit the film] Steven, Donkey, and all of Shrek's other jew boys burst into applause for the great film. The film went on to win every Oscar that year, yes every Oscar, even categories it didn't fit into technically. But some voted against the might of Shrek's film. Shrek took them out back and shot em. Shrek hadn't got every critic of him though, like his anime counterparts he must cleanse the world, but until then he would relish in the joy of the lead he put in the now rotten corpse once so lively portrayed by Cameron Diaz. 

       "Shrek!" Fiona exclaimed! Shrek was jumping for joy because of a great dream he had. "What was your dream about, Shrek?" Fiona asked. "I don't know." Shrek said as he walked out of his hut with Fiona for some air. But, he did know and he was enjoying the thought as he cocked his semi-automatic pistol and walked outside with his wife. 

The End.